The Met’s embarrassment, razor clam-shells, “The Hall of Witchy-Poo, the Hall of Royalty and Tartan, the Hall of Severe Accessories,” Stella McCartney’s too-busy-for-McQueen schedule, Sarah Jessica Parker’s “ugly-beautiful” McQueen, Kate Middleton’s “McQueen” wedding gown, and the "white gowns in the gallery that would, if they could, sprout fangs and tear that innocuous wedding dress to shreds, blameless queenlet included.”