The seven-way New York Gubernatorial debate, as it happened

Nick Rizzo: Kristin Davis: “The key difference between the MTA and my former escort agency is that I had one set of books and operated with on-time service.”

Alex Pareene: Kristin Davis wants the MTA run more like a brothel.

Nick: I’m maybe in favor.

Alex: Though auditing the MTA seems to miss the point, which is that it’s underfunded by … Albany.

Nick: But what kind of pension costs would we end up having to pay piano players if they belonged to the Transit Worker’s Union?

Alex: You certainly don’t want your girls making overtime.