Nick Rizzo: Kristin Davis: “The key difference between the MTA and my former escort agency is that I had one set of books and operated with on-time service.”
Alex Pareene: Kristin Davis wants the MTA run more like a brothel.
Nick: I’m maybe in favor.
Alex: Though auditing the MTA seems to miss the point, which is that it’s underfunded by … Albany.
Nick: But what kind of pension costs would we end up having to pay piano players if they belonged to the Transit Worker’s Union?